How To Look Worse After Going to Hair Salon?

I know, I heard it before - change of hairstyle will change your look and mood for better - is it really? What a wrong decision I've made today by going to some random hair salon - ok, I wanted to be quick and painless and thought I'm over such dramas as bad hair day - but there's some boundaries!

I spotted this salon in not most posh part of Plymouth (is there any?) - by Panniers Market, next to shop with second hand computer games - yes, it's that stylish ;) It looked rather tidy, there was no clients, but I decided to take my chance - I was in a rush, after all we live in XXI century and they won't make me look like orangutan, right?

Lady seemed to understand when I asked her for stylish layered hair with shorter choppy top, as my hair is pretty heavy. She was bubbly type with cheap plastic jewelry in the same color as her mohair cardigan - some sort of 'good taste' some might say ;)

She started cutting, quite bravely, created sort of shape my mum used to cut my hair when I was 6, ok - I thought, that's just a start - but then she was making 'layers' with the same scissors!

Now my hair don't have anything even close to layers, there's no shape of any kind, it looks absolutely dreadfull, like I desperately need a hair cut now I've had it!

Such a waste, another lesson for me, there's no point in saving when it somes to your look, blimey, this country is so hair conscious, yet I'm left feeling like baby orangutan ;)